Cough! Cough! What the HELL is this place?
[this is hell...]
Hell is real?!?
[does this feel fake? let's see... ouch! it IS hot...]
Are you the devil?
[hell no! i'm just an innocent guy like you...]
Why are you here then?
[beats me...]
Can anyone HELP us please? I'm burning to death!!
[fear not, we won't die...]
We won't?? Can you help? Quick!!
[we hellish don't die. look over there...]
*turns to look*
Arghh!! What are those?
[they are your GAY friends...]
NO WAY!!! My friends are beautiful! This can't be!!
[yes, my dear. look...]
*whips out a mirror*
Arghh! What IS THIS thing??!
[*sniggers* That THING is you...]
Nooo...OOO!! This is a dream!!
[call it a dream if you like, but you'll never wake up from it. it's forever...]
Someone HELP me!! GOD! JESUS! ANYONE! HELPPP!!!
[god? i am god...]
No, you are not. JESUS! HELP!! JESUS!!!
[jesus? why would he be in this god-forsaken place? he is probably in heaven...]
What?! Heaven?? Heaven is REAL?!?
Don't find out too late. Heaven is real, so is hell. Jesus is waiting.
What are you waiting for?
Thomas
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