Friday, March 24, 2006

Freeware: Spirito Santo version 1.00 (Download today!)


Have you ever tried to understand God and failed? Do the things of God seem like foolishness to you? Then you need Spirito Santo version 1.00.

Availability & Price
Widely available since the Day of the Pentecost, Spirito Santo, Italian for Holy Spirit, is freeware licensed under The Book of Luke. Chapter 11 Verse 13 says "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!". Before the Day of the Pentecost, it was available at no cost but only to selected users.

Order
To get it, there's no need to click any button or call any toll-free line; just open your mouth and ask the publisher. Look up Revelations 1:8 to contact the publisher.

System Requirements
You do not need the latest operating system to run Spirito Santo, and no state-of-the-art hardware is needed, unlike Windows XP or worse, Windows Vista. Spirito Santo installs straight into your body, for the installation guide says in 1 Corinthians 6:19 that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. As long as you have a body, and you know Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, you can install Spirito Santo.

Installation
Installation is a breeze. You don't even need a floppy or CDROM drive, or an internet connection to install. May take a few seconds (as in the case of the early Christians) or longer. Do not switch (or doze) off while installation is in progress. Flames may be visible in some cases; do not be alarmed. Visibly changed after installation; if not, re-install.

Using Spirito Santo
Once installed, you will be able to able to understand the deep things of God, for it says here in the user manual 1 Corinthians 2:9-14

"No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him"— but God has revealed it to us by his Spirit.

The Spirit searches all things, even the deep things of God. For who among men knows the thoughts of a man except the man's spirit within him? In the same way no one knows the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God. We have not received the spirit of the world but the Spirit who is from God, that we may understand what God has freely given us. This is what we speak, not in words taught us by human wisdom but in words taught by the Spirit, expressing spiritual truths in spiritual words.

The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Warranty
Lifetime, implied, express and otherwise.

Bonus Pack
Users of Spirito Santo are entitled to a bonus collection of the following power tools:
  1. Love
  2. Joy
  3. Peace
  4. Patience
  5. Kindness
  6. Goodness
  7. Faithfulness
  8. Gentleness
  9. Self-control

Check out the Bonus Pack flier in Galatians 5:22-23 if you don't believe me.

So, what are you waiting for? Get Spirito Santo today

God bless you,

Thomas

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